An Obituary for America Mad Lib Edition

Regardless of who wins tonight this will be useable:

Oh no! (Insert opposing party candidate here) has been elected president. Surely the country will go to (insert colorful adjective here)! There economic plan is trash and their stance on immigration?! Forget about it! How could those idiot (opposing party) elect (opposing party candidate) after they (joke about emails/women)?! Yes sadly since (candidate) was elected tonight America has ceased to exist. George Washington turned over in his grave and the Lincoln Memorial hopped off his chair and ran away in shame. The only way to survive four years of (candidate) is too hunker down and RETAKE OUR GOVERNMENT by electing (future candidate) in 2020. That is if there's anything left to govern after (candidate) gets done with it. Don't mourn America reflect on the great things she gave us. Wonderful things like Golden Corral, Walmart, Crocs, and the Minions from Despicable Me. Oh yeah and freedom. Just remember I'm with making her America great again.

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