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Bench Review's Top Ten

  • James Robbins
  • Nov 6, 2016
  • 2 min read

Palmer Morris took that picture and if that name sounds familiar it's because he's one of our writers. However, what you can't see in the picture is that he didn't invite the rest of us to go with him so there are still some hard feelings about that. Anyways on to the most accurate top ten in America.

1. Alabama: No shocker here. Bama is just really really good. Looks like Auburn is the last hope to beat them before the playoffs.

2. Clemson: I said I had no idea how we were 26.5 point favorites in this game. So of course we go off and win by 54 and shutout the #5 passing offense in the nation. Typical. If football doesn't work out Ben Boulware has found his future in the WWE.

3. Washington: The Huskies did not seem to agree with the playoff committee's ranking of them and they took their anger out on the smart kids from Berkeley.

4. Michigan: I swear all Michigan does is play bad teams at home.

5. Louisville: Louisville fans furiously googling how they can still make the playoff.

6. Ohio State: Looks like the Buckeyes figured out their offense, just like I said they would and they stomped Nebraska.

7. Wisconsin: They beat Northwestern just like everyone else. Side note Wisconsin has a left handed quarterback. Not really important you just don't see that everyday.

8. Auburn: Auburn just keeps on winning. Also since Texas AM lost Auburn controls their own destiny so if they keep winning and beat Bama they win the SEC West.

9. Oklahoma: Yes Oklahoma. So many other teams have lost that they found their way into my top ten.

10. Penn State: James Franklin has this offense humming and they are one of the hottest teams in football.

Teams on the Rise

Arkansas: Took it to Florida on Saturday

Troy: Troy has one loss and it was to the number 2 team in the nation.

Wyoming: Cowboys beat up on Utah State

Colorado: Real live Buffalo beats any other mascot 10/10 times

 
 
 

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