Deshaun Watson is Throwing Picks on Purpose

What a headline. Got your attention right? We all know Deshaun Watson is a once in a lifetime player. So if you watched the last couple games like me you've probably had these reactions: WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING?! THAT GUY'S NOT ON OUR TEAM! WHY DID HE THROW HIM THE BALL!? Deshaun doesn't make many mistakes, but it seems the mistakes he does make are big. Pick six against NC State and two momentum changing interceptions at FSU. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat! I thought to myself this guy has such amazing talent why is this happening? And then it came to me as clear as day! Deshaun is smarter than I thought, he's clearly doing this to avoid being drafted by those no good Cleveland Browns. Yes much like that rascal Bill Clinton Deshaun Watson is draft dodging. Anyone who keeps up with the NFL knows the Browns are a dumpster fire. They have no stability, management doesn't seem to know what they're doing, and they've had 167,452,759 quarterbacks in the last ten years. I truly believe the Browns organization is run just like South Park portrayed the US government being run in this clip here. So Deshaun came up with a sneaky little scheme (that only I have been able to catch onto) and it seems to be working because he's no longer projected to go number 1 overall to Cleveland. This savvy business move also shows just how good he really is. He's got it calculated down to the second when to throw an interception. He times it so every single scout freaks out and drops him on their draft board. It also puts the game in jeopardy so that he can orchestrate yet another fourth quarter comeback that us Clemson fans are oh so accustomed too. Honestly its amazing what he's doing. Scaring off the Cleveland Browns but managing to come back so he can keep his position in the Heisman race there truly will never be another quarterback like Deshaun Watson. I know you thought you could keep it a secret Deshaun but I found you out.

P.S. If this investigative journalism doesn't win me a pulitzer there is no justice in the world.

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